well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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