so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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