doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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