my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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