From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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