NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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