Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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