420 ftw
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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