your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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