that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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