yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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