do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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