i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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