That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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