I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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