He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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