Only a mothe r could love this liver
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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