These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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