how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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