its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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