Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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