I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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