STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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