how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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