she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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