In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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