Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
