we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
pray to the hookup gods
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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