Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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