They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize