Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm going to jail i love you
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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