Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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