Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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