Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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