She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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