David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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