you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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