we have officially lost it.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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