is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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