what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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