dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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