I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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