it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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