The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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