Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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