Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I wish i was in the wii world.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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