No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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