No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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