You're completely useless in the revolution.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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