Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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