i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
dude. I can hear the air.
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