You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Randomize