Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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