Swine flu. Run for my life!
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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whose parrot is this?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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