so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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