i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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